Posted at October 13, 2008 @ 5:05 pm by The Kings in Uncategorized
This is a recording of our friend Allen. Enjoy as he gives you tips on how to eat that pussy. Also check out Jake’s AMV on youtube. Just search “Path of the Kings” and its the first video, or just copy the url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLgVxy7vMus Thanks


October 13, 2008 @ 5:19 pm
how bout you use your skills to make a frickin show!!
October 13, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
god damn you don’t waste any time do you. its only been like 15min.
October 13, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
16 bitch ass kenneth!!!!
October 13, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
you think those 873 hits was from more than 1 person?
October 13, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
and it dosn’t matter how many time’s you ask, I don’t know that we will ever review GoW2
October 13, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
If only Colin was king of the world, the Hado Kings would be getting paid to do shows.
October 13, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
im getting chad to at least rent it, its a awesome game and no matter how many times you cry about it will still come!!! GEARS 2 FTW
October 14, 2008 @ 2:27 am
bitch ass kenneth? I didn’t write that shit ho ass canadian lol and We Cheer is going to be better than Gears 2
October 14, 2008 @ 4:19 am
Chill out, Colin.
October 14, 2008 @ 3:29 pm
Wii, o yes im speaking to kenneth, the new and improved nintendo fanboy.
guess whats the #1 reserved game coming right now, gears of war 2.
October 14, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
cool your ass down colin, jesus christ, i meen i am happy the damn game is coming out soon but everybody has there own fucking opinion. if some one does not like that game it means we think for our own fucking selves. that is why our country kicks everyones asses, so shut your god damn mouth before i make u shut it. ok now that is taken care of, the reason i am not at work or school right now is because i am taking night classes, and my boss ( or shitface) actually stoped being an asshole and let me have the day off. so i had some time to kill so here i am. see you later.
October 14, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
kicks everyones asses as in stopping all over third world countrys and declaring victory. ever heard of the rwandan genocide, america didnt do shit but a Canadian helped the most.
anyway i will now ignore kens flaming and stop getting on his ass about him not liking gears 2.
October 14, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
I’m all for Canadian patriotism Cody but, you remember the Rwandan inquiry? We allowed a lot of rape and ethnic cleansing to occur (and if I remember correctly our top brass and a select few soldiers were active participants in both).
As for the Wii, it continues to sell fucking shit tons of units despite it being a Gamecube 2.0 and there is a lackluster game catalogs. You are just a little bit bias because you love FPS’s a little too much and you can’t stand Nintendo. The Wii has some decent games. You just don’t like them. Don’t inflict your opinions on everyone else because of it.
P.s. I do own a wii but I don’t play it or like it all that much. I mostly use it to play PSO episode 1 &2
October 14, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
sorry I meant Colin my bad.
October 14, 2008 @ 6:11 pm
thats all right man. if everybody got angry at shit like that the whole fucking world would be gone. so no worrys.
October 14, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
Nintendo is trying to kill the hard core gaming industry!!! not fps but hackn slashs fighters rts and more!!! theyre EEEEEVIIIIL
October 14, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
Dude, you can’t kill the hardcore gaming market… unless people let it happen. If anything has been demonstrated by direct delivery of content is that as long as there is a market people will buy it. If people want to buy casual games you can’t blame Nintendo for providing them. Think about the logic of your argument. By the way, I’ve always been of the opinion that Nintendo hasn’t really been a hardcore game system maker since the SNES.
October 14, 2008 @ 10:49 pm
True true MMD.
N64 had a few good games here and there but it’s true SNES was the last hardcore game system nintendo had with games like Secret of mana, Mega Man X, Super Mario Bros. 3, and tons more. So, nintendo should take a couple steps back if they wanna capture the attention of hardcore gamers.
I can see why colin is pissed though. It’s because the kings ain’t givin the little Canadian boy a chance. It seems maybe the kings don’t think a sequel fixes problems that a first game had. But that would be ignorant wouldn’t it? Although sequels have been known to give more of the same or less. But everyonce in a while sequels improve hugely at rare times.
You can cool it colin you ridiculous opinionated canadian moose.
October 15, 2008 @ 9:11 am
I don’t think Nintendo really wants hardcore gamers. They haven’t for a long time. Of course they don’t care about them. Hardcore gamers are like at most 40% (not a real statistic). Casual gamers have a greater untaped potential.
October 15, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
casual games make big $$$$$$. everyone wants $$$$$. so they will make less hardcore and more casual games.
thats the opposite of what i want.
October 15, 2008 @ 8:37 pm
haha Colin you little fucker. ignore my flaming? new and improved fanboy? I’ll expose the truth about you and your constant talk about how much you secretly love the Wii and all the games on the system. why dont you tell the people how you traded in your PSP for a metallic rose DS lite. Dont lie to them anymore Colin. You bought a Wii Fit and you ENJOYED IT, and you play it nonstop!!!
October 15, 2008 @ 9:14 pm
Well Colin you have two choices:
1) you can continue to bitch about the situation on this site
2) You can buy/ force the people you know to buy more hardcore games
The 360 has decent enough sales/ community hardcore games are not going anywhere. But your argument is quite absurd. You sound like a pinko Commie. Do you hate the free market? Do you hate capitalism? Why would you want a company to not make money.
October 16, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
well see what you guys think when your getting 1 hardcore game a year.
the only good thing that could happen is if ether
nintendo does not make another system or
they start edging away from the casual audience.
stfu ken i would never buy a wii, they day i buy a wii is only so i could burn one. psp is way better then the ds!
October 16, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
anyway i remember saying i didnt want to get started on how much nintendo sucks so ill stop, no more posting about it for me, ps bioshock 2 trailer is up it will be awesome.
October 18, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
Colin, you seem to think all the good games are the ones the developers tell you will be good. Don’t believe what corporate America/Canada tells you.
October 18, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
no i dont care about developers, i care about gameplay and reviews.
for example dead space got amazing reviews and i went to my friends house today and it was amazing. very good game and gears 2 is good because people have played it and reviewed it good and it looks awesome.
October 18, 2008 @ 8:33 pm
and post up the new show please.
October 19, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
@ Kings
Colin just hate casual games. Because everyone must be devoted to gaming 24/7/365 and if you stop your hardcore gaming Colin will come to your house and start yelling at you saying “Wii lover” and “If you buy casual games hardcore gaming will end!”
Because you know you can’t have both right. The gaming industry can only produce either or . And also remember he’s Canadian. He’s already against Capitalism. You know those Canadians have all those social services. He just wants to enforce his taste of games on everyone. Communism at work people!
October 19, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
Or how about this game companies will realize they won’t have to spend millions in developing new gaming engines when they can spend not nearly as much to make a “casual game”. Maybe “hardcore gamers” should stop demanding such high levels of graphics because it costs so fucking much. Because my next system will be an IBM supercomputer.
October 19, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
i dont hate all casual games/gamers.
for example Little big planet looks pretty good because its a casual game but its not something that takes a year to whip up, it has alot of cool features.
October 19, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
Uhhh Little big planet did take a year (originally announced in march 2007) and it was because it has a lot of little features and things to do it in. Its actually a fairly complex game if you think about it.
October 19, 2008 @ 6:51 pm
but it appeals to a more casual audience and it did not take a year it took about 2 and a half or more.
October 19, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
If you eat cinnamon toast crunch without the milk it’s just as great.
October 19, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
That is the truest thing I’ve ever heard kings. Nothing is as good as cinnamon toast crunch. Except cinnamon toast crunch with milk.
I believe that you can’t say that a game is good or bad unless you yourself have played the game. If you see a video on the Internet of bioshock 2 and you say it will be good, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?! Just because you see a cool trailer of a game doesn’t mean it will be good it just means that this game LOOKS good. If you see or hear a few reviews online about a game being good hey! It just might be good!
Okay, basically what I’m saying is you can only know for yourself if you have played the game, licked the game, and go all the way with a game. (played it through fully… You sick bastards were thinking something else weren’t you?)
October 20, 2008 @ 10:13 am
You know what I like to do every morning. 1) I call Nintendo and thank them for pissing off Colin and for which they tell me “don’t worry we’ll keep making casual games because we want to ruin the hardcore gaming market. We (Nintendo) know all games that take less then a year to make are bad, only these epic games that require huge chunks of your life to play are good. Because Colin has played all of them for himself and not just relied on reviews on gaming sites. It’s a rule, Colin said so.
2) I sacrifice a Goat for Satan (he is the one behind all the casual games Colin. He’s after your soul with his casual gaming).
3) Like Andrew said, I go all the way with my games, I mean ALL THE WAY if you catch my drift. lol
4) Then I eat my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
KINGS PLEASE DISCUSS THIS TOPIC ON A FUTURE EPISODE!
Thanks in advance
MMD
October 20, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
it doesn’t matter because the wii is just a joke this year, it has nothing on its lineup and is a pathetic excuse for a system.
the 360 and Ps3 are KICKING ITS ASS
October 20, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
So is that why when I google search console sales in 2008 Wii is beating them like it’s their pimp and the ps3 and 360 are hos that owe them money.
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070420-first-quarter-console-sales-nintendo-rules-the-roost.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=a6ksKoaIfInI&refer=asia
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/682715/Activision_Predicts_2008_Console_Sales.html
October 20, 2008 @ 7:23 pm
So what does the site stop registering comments at 36